What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 03:24
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?
No way
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
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Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
How far does good behavior take you in a prison?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Obesity Newcomer Metsera, Up 23%, Enters The Ring With A Punch - Investor's Business Daily
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Experts Just Discovered The Most Effective New Weight Loss Drug—And It's Not Ozempic - AOL.com
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes